Jess found this under our sink today, if you wanted to know what my nightmares look like.
I want that to be a potato. I REALLY HOPE THAT’S A POTATO.
(this one would like out of the bag now so that this one may tell you of the enkindlers.)
Make it into delicious mashed potato monster.
the other day…..it was a potato at one point….now i don’t even know….i burst out laughing when i found it and then...
That’s a potato. A POTATO. GHFJG;UHKSFVH;IKSDIFH OH GOD IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S DANCING WITH ITS MANY TENTACLES
A pocket tentacle monster!? ovo Someone make me this!
Try keeping bok-choy in the fridge. Mine got so old it sprouted and flowered. IN THE FRIDGE. Then I planted it outside...
I once reached into a bag of potatoes when my mother asked me...get some for her while she...
Just like that ep of Buffy called “Bag Eggs.”